The president would say, "Where? I always wanted my country to always be safe!"
I'd answer back, "It is in Richmond, at the largest park in Richmond! Hurry! It's almost coming out of the water!"
First the president would call all the people in the U.S.A.
The people would get all the weapons they had including large forks, knives, and other sharp things.
Then the president would come as soon as his Army, Navy, and his other military gangs were ready.
All the people would kill the giant tentacle and then they'd never see the giant tentacle again.